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[gossipkinesis]

deerlyBeloved: bambi willing to fight dirty and fuck dirtier. expert magician, cocktail sampler, and accessorizer. she's a king. not a princess, a motherfucking king. is a bad ass bitch, can come off as bitter and mean but is an actual marshmallow on the inside. vulnerability is not her strong suit. and she comes equipped with a magic eye and an eliot waugh.

( margo hanson | 25 | ♀ | ♂♀ )

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[hedgemony]

( what, Margo’s a babe, let’s be real )

a magic what

[gossipkinesis]

A magic fairy eye

[hedgemony]

Sure. Why not.

[gossipkinesis]

Have you not heard this story? The fairy queen bitch stole my eye but then I bargained it back from her.

[hedgemony]

Last time I saw you back home was Ocean’s Eleven and learning you’re George Clooney. When the talkative people are having the worst power nap there’s a lot of gaps not getting filled.

Nice job with the Fairy Queen and being a king.

[gossipkinesis]

Does that include Alice? I'm just THRILLED to be her roommate.

Thanks, I get shit done.

[hedgemony]

No, Alice was awake. We’ve been hanging out.

That’s why you’re scary.

[gossipkinesis]

And she didn't fill you in?

[hedgemony]

She filled me in on her not dying and apparently there was a singalong.

Julia told me she chose not to kill Reynard. That’s kind of been my focus.

[gossipkinesis]

So she failed to mention how she fucked up our quest and teamed up with the library to betray us and control all magic?

Yeah, that shit was fucked too. And then she gave up her goddess powers to save magic for everyone.

[hedgemony]

She didn’t mention that.

I don’t know what happened to magic or this quest.

( it seems fairly self explanatory: some shit went down, they tried to fix it.

Anyway brb she’s going to go shout at her “friend” )</smallG

[gossipkinesis]

Quentin killed Ember and that pissed off the old gods so they took magic away from all of us.

[hedgemony]

wait, I think Julia mentioned that
consequences for killing gods

( Kady was in withdrawal, processing information was hard )

did Alice say why?

[gossipkinesis]

Why what?

[hedgemony]

Why she fucked us.
She’s not impulsive.

[gossipkinesis]

Who the fuck knows? Ever since she became a niffin and then came back, she's been off. Bitch decided magic was bad for the world because she couldn't handle it.

Nothing can excuse fucking your friends over and putting us all at risk. Everything that happened after is her fucking fault. We were so close. Julia lost her goddess powers because of her.

1/2

[hedgemony]

Yeah, and I’m going to kick her ass.

Don’t think for a ducking second that I’m okay with her. I asked because I owe her. That’s all.

2/2

[hedgemony]

Fuck these stupid devices and their autocorrect.

[gossipkinesis]

We don't owe her shit.

[hedgemony]

you don’t. I do.

[gossipkinesis]

The only thing you owe her is punch to the tit.

[hedgemony]

She makes my methadone.

[gossipkinesis]

I don't have shit to say about that. Only that I don't trust her.

[hedgemony]

I'm glad it's so simple for you.

[gossipkinesis]

Oh please, you were just as pissed as the rest of us.

[hedgemony]

I'm pissed right now, Margo. I want to kick her ass.

( but also: her methadone. and other complicated things that she's not going to bring up with Margo, High King of Tactlessness. )